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Game Rules Explained

All the rules posted on the wall and what they mean for survival.

Updated December 20, 20255 minutes

Wall Rules

The rules posted on the wall in-game are crucial for survival. Here's each rule explained:

Rule 1: The Smiling Customer

> "If a smiling customer walks in, give them a soda."

Meaning: The Smiling Man only wants soda. Give it to him.

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Rule 2: The Wet Moving Bundle

> "The wet moving bundle that the smiling customer gives you must be sealed under the counter."

Meaning: After serving the Smiling Man, he gives you an envelope. Hide it under the counter. NEVER open it.

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Rule 3: Friday 2 AM Inspection

> "Every Friday around 2 AM, a car with no driver will arrive. Exit through the back door immediately. Never look at the stand during inspection."

Meaning: When the inspection car arrives, exit immediately. Don't look at the kiosk, monitors, or car.

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Rule 4: The Meat Incident

> "If the meat on the skewer begins to pulse and moan — kill the fire and leave. Do not listen to the voices in the meat."

Meaning: When meat starts acting strange, turn off the grill and exit. Ignore any voices.

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Rule 5: The Faceless Man

> "If a faceless man comes to order — serve him, but never look directly at his face."

Meaning: Serve the Faceless Man normally but avoid looking at where his face should be.

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Rule 6: Anomalous Customers

> "Some customers must not be served at all. Close the window/shutters immediately."

Meaning: When you detect an anomaly, close the shutter. Don't try to serve them.

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Rule 7: The Door

> "Never open the door unless you must."

Meaning: Keep the back door closed. Only open it during the inspection event.

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